Happy International Women’s Day: Captain Marvel, Like, Literally Blows

Anyone who has used Google today knows it’s International Women’s Day:Screen Shot 2019-03-08 at 1.56.38 PM.png

Today we all come together to acknowledge that women are, like, super brave and, like, totally #Oppressed.

It is damn near impossible to be a woman these days. I mean, a TSA agent literally asked Brie Larson for her literal phone number–that’s literally how #Oppressed women literally are in this country:

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Women have it so tough today. Larson probably lacks the self-awareness to realize it, but her tweet is actually the perfect encapsulation of modern feminism: entirely lacking in self-awareness and historical perspective, wildly narcissistic, and hopelessly trivial.

Her serious tweet could just as easily be an Onion spoof headline meant to convey the fact that women today face no real problems or oppression.

Larson has no idea that her tweet makes an utter mockery of modern feminism far better than any #MisogynistMale ever could. The fact that she thinks a guy asking her out is an “issue” in need of redress, and evidence that women are #Oppressed in this country, is all the proof we need that modern feminism is a joke.

Woman in 1919: “I’m not allowed to vote, and I can’t leave the kitchen. I’m oppressed.”

Woman in 2019: “I’m a multimillionaire celebrity who is constantly applauded by the media and my fellow celebrities for my feminist lecturing, and a guy who thought I was pretty asked for my phone number. I’m oppressed.”

How has this country made so little progress in Women’s Rights?! Damn you, Patriarchy! 

I guess we’ll have to make our own sandwiches today to atone for the grave injustice of Brie Larson being asked out by a guy. This country still has so far to go. *sigh*

So to all the Women of the world, please accept my heartfelt congratulations on having a vagina. What an accomplishment.

To commemorate International Women’s Day, Marvel released its forced feminist propaganda piece “Captain Marvel” starring that Brave Feminist Martyr Brie Larson.

The movie was supposed to cement Larson as the new face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe going forward, but predictably, audiences saw right through the mediocre film and are rejecting Marvel’s hard feminist turn. Now that the movie has been released to the public and Regular People are allowed to review it, the movie now sports an embarrassing 6.6 score on IMDB:

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And that’s barely 15 hours after the film’s wide release. That number will probably go lower.

On Rotten Tomatoes, audiences have given the movie a disastrously-bad 36%:

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Feminist defenders of the movie, who only care about it because of what it represents to them politically, will say the movie’s ratings are so low because it’s being “review brigaded” by Angry Incels. Review Brigading is defined as “massively coordinated online voting designed to decrease, or increase, a product’s score artificially.”

But while the feminists believe in some Grand Incel Conspiracy to tank the score of the movie, it can just as easily be claimed that prominent, Media-Approved™ “Mainstream” movie reviewers are colluding to artificially boost the movie’s review scores.

It has been pointed out that many of the “positive” reviews actually contain a lot of criticism of the film, but the Establishment-Approved Reviewers still give Captain Marvel a good score despite acknowledging that it’s an objectively crappy movie. The point is to give the movie an artificially high aggregate Critic Score. Here’s an example from Slate:

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“Captain Marvel is mediocre, but that’s a triumph.”


Ace of Spades explains how the Critic Score of the movie is being artificially boosted:

Even these lackluster scores are themselves inflated.People know they’re Not Allowed to not like Captain Marvel, so you see a lot of supposedly “positive” reviews which sound a lot more mixed than positive reviews usually read.

They did the same thing with the Fake Ghostbusters. SJW reviewers bent over backwards to claim in their headline and concluding line that that abortion was a “a blast” and a “fun, lighthearted romp” or whatever bullshit they were required by their studio minders and ideological hygiene officers to claim, but then in between the headline and last sentence, they used a lot of words explaining how much of it didn’t work.”

This is why Rotten Tomatoes has the movie at an 81% score on “Critics’ Consensus.”

Not only this, but Rotten Tomatoes is actively going through and removing “fake” bad reviews of the movie, which are said to be wrongly pushing the movie’s score down.

But they don’t do this with the fake good reviews of the movie, and there are plenty, even if the feminists won’t admit it.

Do you still believe we’re not living in a propaganda-dominated society in which the public is endlessly deceived and brainwashed in every conceivable way?

It’s not just the political media that has become propaganda. You’re not even allowed to review movies honestly anymore. Even movie reviews now must strictly adhere to the Party Line. The average Blue Pilled NPC will either open up the newspaper or go to one of the Mainstream Movie Review Sites and have no idea the supposedly positive review he’s reading is pure bullshit.

Maybe the movie’s low scores are partially a result of it being review brigaded by an Angry Incel Conspiracy. But the movie’s high scores are also a result of review brigading by Corporate Establishment Approved shills.

On International Women’s Day, we must all solemnly reflect on the fact that women in this country are so #SystemicallyOppressed that their bad movies are artificially propped up and given positive coverage by the Mainstream entertainment media for the sole purpose of pushing the feminist agenda.


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