The Chinese Virus

Can we get some good news? Every time I open up the Twitter app on my phone, I almost instantly regret it. It is nearly all bad news, hopelessness and hysteria. It’ll make you think we’re all going to be dead soon. The thing is, though, it’s not as if the people on Twitter areContinue reading “The Chinese Virus”

Is the Coronavirus a Bioweapon?

Let’s see: It kneecapped China’s economy (America’s primary rival). Virus hit just before Lunar New Year in China, the country’s biggest travel holiday, for maximum impact. Also spread in Iran, another of America’s chief geopolitical rivals. In particular, several Iranian politicians have contracted the disease. A prominent adviser to Ayatollah Khomeini died from the virus.Continue reading “Is the Coronavirus a Bioweapon?”

Bernie Sanders is a Pussy

Joe Biden’s Body is now the presumptive Democratic nominee after winning a handful of primaries last night. Biden won Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi and Idaho. He’s going to lose to Bernie in North Dakota but that’s inconsequential. And the two so close in Washington state, even if Bernie wins the vote count, Biden will still winContinue reading “Bernie Sanders is a Pussy”

The Coronavirus Shows Why it’s Time to Become Self-Sufficient

Mainstream public “intellectual” Steven Pinker might well have said one of the dumbest things of 2020: The thought never even crossed Steven Pinker’s head that globalization is a choice, and that there is an alternative. “Viruses don’t care about borders.” Yeah, assuming you continue allowing people to cross those borders. Assuming you continue the systemContinue reading “The Coronavirus Shows Why it’s Time to Become Self-Sufficient”

Socialism is Rising in America Because Capitalism Has Failed

After nearly 250 years of glorious, uninterrupted Capitalism (the most undeniably and self-evidently flawless economic system ever!), America suddenly finds itself on the brink of becoming a socialist hellhole like Cuba, North Korea and Venezuela. And for no reason at all, too! Why are people even supporting Bernie Sanders, anyway? Probably because they’re just idiotsContinue reading “Socialism is Rising in America Because Capitalism Has Failed”