Just Secede Already

Democratic Rep. Seth Moulton (MA) says “red states are getting what’s coming to them” in regards to increasing coronavirus cases and deaths:

So I guess New York, New Jersey, California and Massachusetts all “got what was coming to them” right?

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Is that how this works, or no?

These people clearly hate us and want us dead. It brings them glee and delight when they hear about Floridians and Texans dying of Coronavirus.

So why not just secede from us and be done with it? Take all the Big Blue Cities and secede. You’ll never have to get angry about Florida’s and Texas’ lockdown policies ever again.

It’s not such a bad deal for us. In fact it’s a great deal for us.

Seriously, what is the upside to continuing to share a country with these people who obviously hate us more than they hate any of our foreign rivals? I guarantee you they hate us more than they hate ISIS, Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, etc.

The only reason they pretended to hate Russia was because they thought by hyping Russia up as our greatest enemy it would make it that much worse when Trump was inevitably found guilty of #COLLUSION. Notice now they never talk about Russia.

Why should we waste any more time in this failed, toxic relationship?

There is no obvious upside to continuing to share a country with these people. All it causes is resentment and anger.

We have nothing in common anymore. There’s nothing keeping this country together.

If they seceded they could immediately have:

  • No more Trump
  • Significantly fewer white males
  • No more Christian conservatives
  • No more immigration laws
  • All the abortions they can handle
  • No Guns (at least legally-owned guns)
  • πŸŒˆπŸ¦„πŸ˜„ Universal free everything for everyone!! πŸŒˆπŸ¦„πŸ˜„
  • President Ocasio-Cortez for life
  • Trillions and trillions in reparations payments
  • No more police
  • Decriminalized crime because Laws Are Racist
  • Venezuela-level crime rates (see previous two bullet points)
  • Mandatory masks, goggles, face shields and hazmat suits 24/7/365
  • The freedom to cram as many COVID patients into nursing homes as they wanted without us getting all upset about it
  • Mandatory drag queens everywhere
  • Statues of black trans women everywhere
  • Every month is Pride month
  • A completely censored internet where they would never have to hear a dissenting opinion ever again
  • Net neutrality
  • And much, much more!

If they seceded, we would no longer have to deal with:

  • BLM “demonstrators”
  • Antifa
  • The Democratic Party
  • The mainstream media
  • The Deep State sabotaging Trump at every step
  • The Mask Nazis
  • Indefinite lockdowns until there’s a vaccine
  • Closed churches, bars, gyms and restaurants while mass rioting is permitted
  • Big city vote fraud
  • Universal mail-in ballots
  • “Ballot harvesting”
  • Unchecked illegal immigration
  • Diversity lottery program, chain migration, H1B visas, etc.
  • Big tech censorship
  • Gun control
  • The corrupt public school system
  • State-funded abortion
  • Drag queen story hour
  • Tearing down statues
  • Erasing US history
  • Defunding and slandering the police
  • Advertisements like this:external-content.duckduckgo
  • Tons of other stuff I’m forgetting at the moment. . .

The Wall would go up in a heartbeat, too.

Those are just some of the benefits that we would have to look forward to if the Big Blue Cities were to secede.

The cons are. . . what, exactly? How do we benefit from continuing to share a country with these people? What’s in it for us?

The red counties grow all the food, drill and refine all the oil, and therefore have tons of leverage over the blue cities. They’d pretty much have to give us whatever we want.

I don’t care that our military is more powerful together. I don’t want to invade anybody. We’ll be fine. We have two oceans protecting us. Plus, most of the military recruits come from red states/counties anyway.

We’ll figure the currency thing out. It’ll suck at first, but it’ll sort itself out.

Amazon will keep shipping packages to us, like they do all around the world. Apple will keep selling us their iPhones, like they do all around the world.

Sports will be fine. Half the NHL’s teams are in Canada anyway–we’d be able to maintain the NBA, NFL, NHL and MLB with another country added to the mix. Europe does just fine with their soccer leagues.

How do we split the nuclear arsenal up? Easy: whichever country the nuclear bases are located in, that’s who keeps those nukes.

If we split up, they could have their own New Founding Fathers. They could put John Lewis, Obama and St. George Floyd on their New Mount Rushmore. Just let us keep our original Mount Rushmore and all of our history.

If they hate the Founding Fathers of this country so much, then instead of tearing down their statues, why not just secede?

I don’t get why people who hate both Americans and America nevertheless stay here and try to destroy the country from the inside out.

Just secede. Spare yourself the anxiety and rage that comes from having to deal with us on a daily basis.

Go ahead, Rep. Moulton. The United States of BLM is calling your name.

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