The Pfizer vaccine is so safe and effective the FDA wants to drag out the public transparency process until 2076. Now this doesn’t mean they won’t release any data about the vaccine until 2076, instead what it means is that the FDA is seeking a judge’s approval to slow-walk the public release of all the relevant documents at such a pace that it will be 2076 before every last document is finally released to the public.
I saw it on Rep. Thomas Massie’s Twitter. Massie is one of the few politicians in Washington these days that isn’t a complete sack of shit, at least that’s the way it seems.

Article comes via Aaron Siri on Substack, who is citing court documents:
The FDA has asked a federal judge to make the public wait until the year 2076 to disclose all of the data and information it relied upon to license Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine. That is not a typo. It wants 55 years to produce this information to the public.
As explained in a prior article, the FDA repeatedly promised “full transparency” with regard to Covid-19 vaccines, including reaffirming “the FDA’s commitment to transparency” when licensing Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine.
With that promise in mind, in August and immediately following approval of the vaccine, more than 30 academics, professors, and scientists from this country’s most prestigious universities requested the data and information submitted to the FDA by Pfizer to license its COVID-19 vaccine.
What happens next will not shock you in the slightest:
The FDA’s response? It produced nothing. So, in September, my firm filed a lawsuit against the FDA on behalf of this group to demand this information. To date, almost three months after it licensed Pfizer’s vaccine, the FDA still has not released a single page. Not one.
I don’t get it, though. I thought the vaccine was safe and effective?
Why are they treating the Pfizer vax data like the JFK assassination files?
I’m sure, just like with the JFK assassination files, the government keeping them secret for over 50 years is absolutely nothing to worry about.
Instead, two days ago, the FDA asked a federal judge to give it until 2076 to fully produce this information. The FDA asked the judge to let it produce the 329,000+ pages of documents Pfizer provided to the FDA to license its vaccine at the rate of 500 pages per month, which means its production would not be completed earlier than 2076. The FDA’s promise of transparency is, to put it mildly, a pile of illusions.
And I’m sure for the first 20 or so years, they’ll carefully select which documents they release and save the worst for last–you know, by the time most of us die out.
What on earth could their rationale be for this other than, “The American public is going to flip their shit when they see these documents”?
You would think that if they’re going to make getting the vaccine a condition of employment for nearly everyone in the country, they’d at least be a little more transparent with the data, right?
Lol, of course not. We are ruled by profoundly evil people, after all.
The way they see it, if all us cattle have to get the vaccine anyway, what difference does it make what’s in it?
As always, the government has concluded that it’s better for the plebs to simply assume the worst rather than know the truth.
Here’s the best part:
It took the FDA precisely 108 days from when Pfizer started producing the records for licensure (on May 7, 2021) to when the FDA licensed the Pfizer vaccine (on August 23, 2021). Taking the FDA at its word, it conducted an intense, robust, thorough, and complete review and analysis of those 329,000+ documents in order to assure that the Pfizer vaccine was safe and effective for licensure. While it can conduct that intense review of Pfizer’s documents in 108 days, it now asks for over 20,000 days to make these documents available to the public.
Does anyone actually believe the FDA conducted a full and thorough review of all 329,000+ documents over those 108 days?
The vaccine was FDA approved the moment Pfizer began working on it. It was never in doubt. The FDA probably just waited those 108 days to give the impression that they were conducting a thorough and robust review.
So, let’s get this straight. The federal government shields Pfizer from liability. Gives it billions of dollars. Makes Americans take its product. But won’t let you see the data supporting its product’s safety and efficacy. Who does the government work for?
Pfizer, of course.
Stick that jab in my arm NOW!!!!
The most charitable interpretation of this news is that the FDA is going to the mat to protect Pfizer’s monopoly on the vaccine, and ensure that no other company can produce it and cut into Pfizer’s $36 billion in profits.
The worst scenario is that if the public actually knew the whole truth about how the vaccine was made, there would be a full-blown revolution in the streets within hours. Probably included in those documents is, obviously, the “recipe” for the vaccine. And also proof that they know exactly where Covid came from and how Covid was created.
Pfizer knows the FDA has its back. The FDA is of course supposed to be regulating Pfizer and conducting oversight on Pfizer, but in reality the exact opposite is taking place–Pfizer and the FDA are on the same side, and the American people are on the other side.
There is a concept known as “regulatory capture“:
Regulatory capture occurs when a government’s regulatory agency, which was created in the public interest, ends up advancing the political or commercial concerns of the very people, companies or entities it is supposed to be regulating. Regulatory capture, in the world of government monitoring, is like when the gamekeeper turns poacher, or at least, assists the poacher.
In other words, the inmates are running the asylum.
The FDA going to the mat for Pfizer is one of the most obvious and appalling instances of regulatory capture we’ve ever seen.
No matter how you spin this, there is no way the Proudly Vaxxed can feel good about hearing this.
Honestly, I want to know how they’re rationalizing this in their minds so that they don’t have to face the awful truth that they’ve been duped:

Am I the only one that pictures this guy when I read these Covidiots’ posts on social media?

“NO! THE VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE! THE FDA JUST DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH STAFFERS TO COMPLY WITH THE DEMANDS!”
How about just release all 329,000 documents at once? No need to hire any more FDA staffers.
At the very least, the FDA should be able to release all the documents within 108 days. That’s how long it supposedly took the FDA to thoroughly, robustly, and painstakingly pore over every last page.
Look, here’s the deal, Jack: when the FDA releases all 329,000 documents about the Pfizer vaccine, then I’ll consider taking it.
Until then, Biden and his OSHA mandate can suck a bag of dicks.