New York City’s “Key to NYC” mandate has been seen by officials as the secret to increasing vaccination in the battle against the coronavirus in the Big Apple and maintaining the economy open since it went into effect in September.
On Monday, Mayor Bill de Blasio, expanded the vaccine requirements of the “Key to NYC” policy — including for children over 5 years old.
According to NYC’s Health Commissioner Dr. Dave Chokshi, case rates are currently highest among our 5- to 11-year-olds. However, he pointed out that parents have already vaccinated over 130,000 kids since 5- to 11-year-olds became eligible last month.
Even though there have only been a grand total of 630 Covid deaths in the entire United States among children 0-17 years old:
AYYY, YOOO: GOTTA GET YA KID JABBED UP IF HE WANTS A FUCKIN’ HAPPY MEAL, B! DEADASS!
All private-sector workers in New York City will be subject to the mayor’s vaccine mandate starting Dec. 27, affecting 184,000 businesses, while vaccine proof for indoor dining, fitness and entertainment will be required for children ages 5 to 11, according to a toughened vaccine mandate announced by de Blasio Monday.
I’m sure all the Titans of Wall Street and rich, upper East Side elites (the ones currently panicking over the Ghislaine Maxwell trial) are not going to be exempted from this at all.
IT’S THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABAYYY!
Once the majority of children are vaccinated, the next logical question on parents’ minds is when can kids stop wearing masks in school?
Both de Blasio and Mayor-elect Eric Adams say they want kids to be able to take their masks off because it’s important for kids to socialize — but they’re going to wait until health experts are certain that kids will be safe.
Translation: NEVER, BABAYYY!
YA KIDS ARE GONNA BE WEARIN’ MASKS FA DA REST A THEIR LIVES BABY!
Listen buddy, we NEW YAWKUHS don’t take no crap from nobody, capiche? NOBODY MESSES WITH NEW YAWK!!!!!
YOU GOTTA GET JABBED IF YOU WANNA SEE YA KIDS, TOO!
A Manhattan matrimonial judge has suspended a Long Island father’s visitation with his 3-year-old daughter unless he gets vaccinated or submits to weekly COVID-19 tests.
“Here, in-person parental access by defendant is not in the child’s best interests, and there are exceptional circumstances that support its suspension,” wrote Justice Matthew Cooper, who is presiding over the pair’s divorce and custody dispute.
“The dangers of voluntarily remaining unvaccinated during access with a child while the COVID-19 virus remains a threat to children’s health and safety cannot be understated,” the jurist said in the Oct. 7 decision, which withheld the parties’ names.
The ruling requires the father to either get the jab or present a weekly PCR test in addition to a biweekly antigen test within 24 hours of a scheduled visit, which currently takes place every other weekend.
“Unfortunately, and to my mind, incomprehensibly, a sizable minority, seizing upon misinformation, conspiracy theories, and muddled notions of ‘individual liberty,’ have refused all entreaties to be vaccinated,” argued the high-profile judge, who presided over divorce and child custody cases involving actor Robert De Niro, actress Uma Thurman and former NBA star Lamar Odom.
The mother’s lawyer Evan Schein lauded the ruling and said it was fully justified.
There’s no information available on the divorcing couple, but I would bet every penny I have on the wife being a liberal white woman.
GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLD, BABAAYYY!
You’re telling me a 650 square foot studio apartment in NYC only costs $3,900 a month?!
Shut up and take my money!