BODY LANGUAGE ANALYSIS: Biden Awkwardly Waves at Putin in Showdown Over Ukraine

We just went over the Mark Milley camouflage mask photo.

Now let’s do more BODY LANGUAGE ANALYSIS, this time of the most powerful man in the world as he engages in high-stakes negotiations with a man named Joe Biden.

This photo was released today:

“Hi, Vlad! How are ya!?”

“Oh, by the way, uhhh….. you uh…… better not, uh…… Well, anyway.”

“Hi, mom! Look at me, I’m on TV!!!!”

Dude.

This might be even more embarrassing than Mark Milley’s camouflage mask, honestly.

Putin is cringing the whole time as Biden waves like a goof.

But have no fear, folks. We are being assured by the White House that Biden was as tough as nails during the video chat:

After the meeting, Biden’s national security advisor Jake Sullivan said the president warned Putin not to repeat his incursion into Ukrainian territory after he annexed Crimea in 2014 when Obama was president and Biden was vice president.

“I will look you in the eye and tell you, as President Biden looked President Putin in the eye and told him today, that things we did not do in 2014 we are prepared to do now,” Sullivan told reporters at the daily press briefing.

Sullivan said Biden would deploy “clear and decisive” actions, including economic sanctions to punish Russia if they invaded Ukraine.

CLEAR AND DECISIVE.

TOUGH.

Riiiiight.

You know what?

After all that B.S., I think it’s time for us to do yet another BODY LANGUAGE ANALYSIS on this guy Jake Sullivan.

Whoa:

Holy shit.

This is Jake Sullivan, the National Security Adviser.

This man is not healthy at all.

He looks like he’s both 30 years old and 80 years old at the same time.

He looks like a skeleton with a wig on.

This dude is not healthy at all. Holy shit.

I Googled “does jake sullivan have cancer” and I found no mentions or articles of this guy being ill.

On the website PredictIt, on the question “Will Jake Sullivan be National Security Advisor at the end of the year?” he’s heavily favored to remain in his post, at least through the month.

I did, however, find some comments below where people were talking about “rumors” that Sullivan has either lung cancer or stomach cancer.

Which would make sense, because this man is obviously not healthy.

However, it’s all speculation. Nothing official at this point.

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