Bob Dole Asked in Final Letter if He Would Be Able to Vote in Chicago After Dying

Bob Dole wrote a public letter shortly before passing away. His daughter read part of that letter at his memorial service. It contained some beautiful sentiments, but the last part was the best:

From Bob Dole's farewell letter: "I'm a bit curious to learn if I am correct in thinking that Heaven will look a lot like Kansas.

…And to see, like others who have gone before me, if I will still be able to vote in Chicago."

Absolute legend 😂 pic.twitter.com/U1IvAABZ9v

— Abigail Marone 🇺🇸 (@abigailmarone) December 10, 2021

“I also confess that I’m a bit curious to learn if I’m correct in thinking that heaven will look at lot like Kansas, and to see, like others who have gone before me, if I will still be able to vote in Chicago.”

What a savage.

Bob Dole knew what was up.

RIP.

Also, the awkwardness at Dole’s state funeral in the Capitol was something to behold:

🚨 AWKWARD, SHADE WAR:
Joe Biden Refuses to acknowledge Kamala as he walks right past her in US Capitol. Then Joe asks Jill to SWITCH SEATS so he won’t be close to VP. Neither make eye contact as Joe looks AT THE CEILING and Kamala looks at the floor.

CRINGE. See for yourself: pic.twitter.com/urCVJOq8Qa

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) December 9, 2021

“We did it, Joe!”

They’re just two peas in a pod, aren’t they?

We are not even to 2022 yet.