Bloomberg: Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across the Ocean Will be Tried, in the Name of “De-carbonization”

Bold, cutting-edge innovation. This never-before-seen technology will revolutionize maritime travel as we know it:

You know what, though?

On second thought, I feel like I’ve seen that sort of thing somewhere.

Can’t quite put my finger on it….

Oh, I’ve got it:

They have reinvented the sailboat.

It reminds me of how in 2017, Lyft announced plans for a shuttle service, and people were like, “Yeah, that’s great and all, but you’ve just reinvented the concept of a city bus. It already exists.”

And then there was this:

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

So, how long until the Democrats are demanding we decommission the Navy’s aircraft carriers and replace them with sailboats in an effort to be more “green”?

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