Bold, cutting-edge innovation. This never-before-seen technology will revolutionize maritime travel as we know it:
You know what, though?
On second thought, I feel like I’ve seen that sort of thing somewhere.
Can’t quite put my finger on it….
Oh, I’ve got it:
They have reinvented the sailboat.
It reminds me of how in 2017, Lyft announced plans for a shuttle service, and people were like, “Yeah, that’s great and all, but you’ve just reinvented the concept of a city bus. It already exists.”
And then there was this:
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
So, how long until the Democrats are demanding we decommission the Navy’s aircraft carriers and replace them with sailboats in an effort to be more “green”?