Social Justice Alert: The Government Will Soon be Distributing Crackpipes to Minorities

The Brandon Administration is going to put the Babylon Bee out of business with all these impossible-to-parody policies:

Biden Admin To Fund Crack Pipe Distribution To Advance ‘Racial Equity’ (

The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance “racial equity.”

The $30 million grant program, which closed applications Monday and will begin in May, will provide funds to nonprofits and local governments to help make drug use safer for addicts. Included in the grant, which is overseen by the Department of Health and Human Services, are funds for “smoking kits/supplies.” A spokesman for the agency told the Washington Free Beacon that these kits will provide pipes for users to smoke crack cocaine, crystal methamphetamine, and “any illicit substance.”

HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores. Applicants for the grants are prioritized if they treat a majority of “underserved communities,” including African Americans and “LGBTQ+ persons,” as established under President Joe Biden’s executive order on “advancing racial equity.”

Man, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say the Democratic Party was actively trying to destroy minority communities and has been for over 60 years.

But that can’t be true. Right?

Democratic-run cities such as San Francisco and Seattle have distributed smoking kits to residents. Some local governments, however, have in recent years backed away from their smoking kit programs over concerns they enable drug abuse.

Who could’ve seen that coming?

An HHS spokesman declined to specify what is included in the smoking kits. Similar distribution efforts provide mouthpieces to prevent glass cuts, rubber bands to prevent burns, and filters to minimize the risk of disease.

It is against federal law to distribute or sell drug paraphernalia unless authorized by the government.

President Biden’s son Hunter is a longtime user of crack cocaine.

I love how the Free Beacon ended the article with that.

Democrats during the 2020 election: “C’mon, so Biden’s son is a crack addict, what’s the big deal?”


Hunter Biden may well have come up with this policy himself.

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