Bernie Sanders is a Pussy

Joe Biden’s Body is now the presumptive Democratic nominee after winning a handful of primaries last night. Biden won Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi and Idaho. He’s going to lose to Bernie in North Dakota but that’s inconsequential. And the two so close in Washington state, even if Bernie wins the vote count, Biden will still winContinue reading “Bernie Sanders is a Pussy”

Bernie Sanders: Sellout

2015: Bernie Sanders calls open borders a “Koch Brothers proposal.” Bernie Sanders: “Open Borders? That’s a Koch Brothers proposal. Open borders is a right-wing proposal which says, essentially, that there is no United States.” Ezra Klein: “–But it would make a lot of the global poor richer.” Sanders: “Yes, but it would make everyone inContinue reading “Bernie Sanders: Sellout”

The Democratic Presidential Nomination Race is Being Rigged Before Our Eyes

Democracy is dying in darkness, but since there’s no way to blame Donald Trump for it, the media is uninterested. As you probably know, Monday night’s Iowa Caucus (which kicked off the presidential primary season) was anything but ordinary. Usually on election night, early returns start coming in as early as 7-8pm CST. But notContinue reading “The Democratic Presidential Nomination Race is Being Rigged Before Our Eyes”

The Democratic Debate Revealed Just How Far Along the Plan to Fundamentally Transform America Is

I caught a bit of the second Democratic Presidential debate. I usually don’t watch Democratic debates because there’s literally nothing they can say that will make me vote for them, but in this case I kind of wanted to see how Biden handled himself as the frontrunner, as well as how Bernie has changed overContinue reading “The Democratic Debate Revealed Just How Far Along the Plan to Fundamentally Transform America Is”

The Democratic Party Summed Up

Because being gay in America is harder than being a prisoner of war: Whose office is that? Bernard Sanders. Just try to wrap your head around the fact that the Democratic Party incentivizes its Presidential hopefuls to replace flags honoring POW/MIAs with rainbow gay pride flags. Captured during war? “Ehh, whatever.” Take it in theContinue reading “The Democratic Party Summed Up”

Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential Run, Begs Left to Not Hold His Straight, White Maleness Against Him

So it’s official: Bernie Sanders is running for President again. In an interview, he was asked whether he thinks he–as a straight, white male–has any place in the modern Democratic Party: When asked by VPR’s Bob Kinzel about concerns that he no longer best represents “the face of the new Democratic Party,” Sanders, 77, said: “WeContinue reading “Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential Run, Begs Left to Not Hold His Straight, White Maleness Against Him”